BONUS SONNET: In Which I Celebrate The Enterprising Spirit Of A Chinese Fisherman

In Chongqing, China lives a fisherman

Who paid attention to his history,

Knew of a river that, when this began

Flowed crossed rather than underground. You see,

The local government had bombed a hill

To pave a road, and now the river runs

Deep underground, stayed hidden, or until

Li Huiyan made a plan, scared up some funds

And paid his pals to dig a great, deep hole.

His kitchen floor now gives Huiyan access

To easy money; just add fishing pole,

Or if there's insufficient line, some nets.

The fishery may be fifty feet down.

Commuting is a breeze, though: just don't drown.