In Which I Rant A Bit About A New Character Design

Accept my testimony, bitches. What

Have you done to our Daleks, crazy boys?

They never were that scary, really, but

Now they resemble crushable desk toys!

All plastic, brightly colored, and on top

A black accordion that should collapse

Quite satisfyingly should I just stop

And smash it with my fist when I relapse

Into a moment's rage. I could have used

One of them just today when I took in

The newest Who, which pleasingly first fused

These killer robots with (this made me grin)

A '40s tank in olive drab. Hell yes!

But that's not our aesthetic now, I guess.